Squidward's first karate lesson catches him off guard.
Blocking and dodging are not among Squidward's natural talents.
Even a shopping bag stands a decent chance against Squidward's rubbery arms and flabby midsection.
Chairman Of The Board
Squidward delivers a chop that will definitely break something-- probably his hand.
When Squidward demands a more life-like challenge, SpongeBob springs to action.
Squidward strikes out when all of his punches rubberband back at his head.
After a long day of fist-swinging, Squidward is all tied up.
Sandy's Karate Secret
Master the movements of every day and you will master ka-ra-tay!
Squidward waters the lawn. Luckily this fountain doesn't shoot ink.
After a few hours of chores, Squidward starts to wonder if Sandy is putting him on...
But the karate master pushes on... the vacuum.
The room is spotless! Now where are my karate skills?!?