SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrickisms photo album
Share- THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIEIf Patrick knew the words "public" and "private," he still probably wouldn't know the difference between them.
- SURVIVAL OF THE IDIOTSWhen SpongeBob and Patrick wake Sandy from her hibernation, she mistakes them for outlaws named Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry.
- DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCEOf course it isn't true... Patrick can only be Patrick.
- THE SECRET BOXLike milk spilling in slow motion, Patrick is both invisibly ordinary and unfathomably extraordinary.
- PATTY HYPESeconds later, Patrick invented inflatable shorts.
- PRESSUREChampion feminist Patrick Star doesn't see gender. He sees people.
- LIFE OF CRIMEAccording to Patrick, not only is SpongeBob a liar, he's also a balloon thief.
- BAND GEEKSNo? Is horseradish? If not, how can Patrick possibly join the band?
- DUNCES AND DRAGONSWhen in the Middle Ages, do as the middle-aged do.
- MISSING IDENTITYThe better to sniff garbage with!
- THE GREAT SNAIL RACEThey've got the stuff, they're tough enough to save the day!
- CHOCOLATE WITH NUTSNot everybody has to be a salesman...















