Crew Blog

Greetings fellow SpongeBob fans, and thanks for checking back in with us here at the SpongeBob crew blog! We’ve been having quite a busy time around the office, so I thought I would give you all a glimpse of some of the exciting things we are working on. So pull out your Mr. Krabs© pens and Mrs. Puff© pencils, grab your SpongeBob© notebook and start taking notes, because we’re going for a wild ride into the future...of SpongeBob!

Editor’s note: Some information deemed unready to be shared with the public has been removed from this blog.

As some of you may have noticed, celebrity casting on SpongeBob has been picking up in recent years. In the early days, we would usually get only a handful of big name actors and actresses to voice a character each season (Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway as Mermaidman and Barnacleboy, for example). This season, however, we have pulled out all the stops! For the first time ever, we get to meet (name of character redacted), and you’ll never guess who provides the voice – that’s right, none other than (name of actor redacted) himself! I know that you will be every bit as excited about seeing that episode as I am! In another very special role, we have one of Hollywood’s biggest names, (name of actor redacted) playing an all knowing guru of (name of activity redacted). It’s an episode so big, that (metaphorical estimation of size redacted). Pretty amazing, huh?.

Speaking of special episodes, we have been hard at work on our biggest special ever, celebrating (theme of special redacted)! I can’t believe (cause of disbelief redacted), and this show is going to make us glad for every (cause of joy redacted). It features literally (number of things redacted) of (type of things redacted). I was surprised myself when I heard about that! Not to mention tons of new (type of sequences redacted), each more hilarious than the last. We also have a new (format of episode redacted), in which SpongeBob and Patrick travel (mode of transportation and destination redacted). I was very excited to see how our artists portray (description of artistic rendering redacted) once SB and Pat get there, and I think they did an amazing job. It’s almost as though you are right alongside SpongeBob and Pat in (hyper-realistic realization of location redacted). Not only that, but I hear rumors around the office that (type of effort redacted) has begun on a new special, which will be done entirely in (type of gimmick redacted)! You’ll get to see (location and character information redacted) like never before! Just be sure that you get your (type of item redacted), so you can (positive emotion redacted) the show to its fullest.

Whew! That was a lot of top-secret SpongeBob information to be sharing in a single blog post! I hope you get to this before our censors do, as the powers that be would definitely not want this information getting out!

(Sincere closing line redacted)