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10th ANNIVERSARY OF SPONGEBOB MEMORIAL BLOGGE

In honor of SpongeBob’s 10th anniversary, I humbly offer these 10 nautical facts about me:

1. I get violently ill in boats, very sea sick.

2. I enjoy nautically themed restaurants.

3. I like clam chowder.

4. I once wrote a sea shanty (but please, don’t ask me to sing. Trust me, it’s for your own good.)

5. I have a second cousin once removed who used to live on a houseboat.

6. I have an anchor tattooed to my forearm.

7. I frequently lie about having an anchor tattooed to my forearm..

8. I have been to the beach.

9. I’ve been told I float.

10. I used to live in San Francisco (AKA “The City by the Bay”). What? You say that I’m totally pushing it if I call that a nautical fact? Stop talking to your computer!